There’s nothing like busting ass all day.
Running to the store.
Actually starting dinner in the afternoon.
The minute Crazy #1 and Crazy #2 come home…it’s the great “dinner discussion”.
Makes me freakin insane.
Crazy #1 & #2-” Hi mom! What’s for dinner?”
( I had a great day! THANKS for asking! Really!)
Mom- Spaghetti.
Crazy#2- It’s not THAT spaghetti with the sausage in it …is it?
Mom- Yup! Same Spaghetti I always make.
Crazy#2- Oh.
( But it’s the Oh with the UGHHHHHH at the end of it!)
Crazy#1- SWEET! LOVE your spaghetti!
( Mom makes silent air pumps…Jersey Shore crew would be proud!)
Crazy #2- Can’t you make the spaghetti different?
Mom- Really dude? Do you think this is a cafeteria?
LONG pause…….
Crazy #2- Weellllll…..??? At school our cafeteria gives us TWO options for lunch everyday.
Mom- That’s awesome! Start having dinner there !!!
Sidenote…….Bree our beloved little terrier? Gave her some dry ass…kibble crap . Costs alot but smells like crap! Ate her food with not a single complaint.
Think I’m gonna start eating dinner with the dog! SHE would have been MORE than happy to eat my spaghetti!
